Truck Lover

Heeeey my cute little loyal readers out there, who has nothing better to do than reading my craps. How are you doing sweeties ? Yes, Im talking to you. Sorry y'all for the long silence. I hope you are all doing okay as i am now. I know that Im so far behind in updating my blog. Lots of things have happened but I can *proudly* announce you that at this right moment I'm still a broke-ass, single, extremely sexually frustated except that I'm one year older. Fuck! OH, but im not homeless anymore. But I am all happy and deeply grateful for every single breath. That's my friends, why im writing this to you instead of freaking out.

Ok, enough with the gay tone, and now you can clean up that puke in your mouth that i just caused.

I miss my coworkers at the corner store. I love working there. It is tiring, but people there are very kind and i have fun. They know how to entertain me, by entertaining i also mean biting my own tounge. So you know in Japan, renting a moving truck is a common way when you move to other city. They know that i will move to tokyo in sept when i get back to Japan, so they think that i probably have to pack now before i leave for Indonesia. Here is one of the MANY identical conversations i had with the dorks:

"I want to help you move. When does the truck come?"
"Oh, thank you, I'd really apprecia... wait, what truck?"
"The truck to move your boxes to bali."
"I will just ship my things through the post office, and Im just going on a vacation to bali. I will be moving to tokyo in sept"
"Ok..... so when will the truck come?"
"I'm not using a truck. I don't have that much boxes, and the trucks dont go to Bali. Actually, I dont have much things left to pack, only my suitcase for my trip to bali for now on. But you can still keep me company. It'll be nice"
"Okay. When?"
"How about next next Tuesday? Is that good for you?"
"Is that when the truck is coming?"
"THERE IS NO GODDAMN FUCKIN TRUCK!!!"

"But, when will you send your nimotsu??"
"You mean to tokyo? In sept. Actually, everything is at my friend's house. Packed and ready to pick up. I'll just send them trough the post office"
"So is there a truck?"
"No! Ok, i know you love trucks and i wont judge you if u want to make love with a truck. Go on. But I'm sorry im not going to use a truck. I will just ship my boxes through the post office in sept when i get back to Japan"
"How will you ship your bed to bali? When is the truck coming?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THERE IS NO GODDAMN FUCKIN TRUCK, AND IM NOT MOVING TO BALI. TOKYO, FUCK! TOKYO!!! IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!"
"Will the truck come on Wed morning ?!"
*(shooting myself in the head)*