Superman Returns ...... from plastic surgery

This why i love my baito place. People there always know how to make my day with their ... well, stupid but amusing jokes. There's this girl who has been constantly praising me on every single basic-human-function things i do. Like for example, she told me how she likes tall guy like me, the 170cm midget, just because i helped her turn off the switch that she couldnt reach. For fuck's sake, its only like 2.5 meter. I mean ... even my dog can jump and reach it! One day, she walked in while i was changing and caught me being topless. She then asked if im doing any sport cause i got some muscle and shit. She then touched my torso and tried to squeeze my chest and shoulder. Pretty insulting for a walking-skeleteon like me, i must say. It's like telling Marta Kauffman "You look so in shape. What's your secret ?!" And dont get me wrong here. It sounds like she is making a pass on me, but actually she is not. BELIEVE ME. Although she keeps asking if i have a gf and what kind of girls i like. But everyone does that in Japan.
There are other examples, and just when i thought she cant go any more crazy, today she told me the best joke i've ever heard. By joke, i mean horror. So, we have this new superman movie's poster at the store and she, thefuckedupinthehead lady, told me that i look like that dude (Superman) if i dont wear my glasses. I shit you not, and two other dumbasses agreed with her.

Ok, time to leave this crazy people .... maybe, forever. Before i turn to be like one of them and start to think that Koizumi actually does look like Richard Gere !!
I mean, HELLLOOOO people, am i the only guy with normal eyes in this country ?! With that hair, the dude looks more like Queen Elizabeth and Mozart!

Only in this country. I swear to God.

On completely different topic, i have been offered to be a speedo model on one of those magazines for boys in Japan. Ok, dont raise your eyebrows now, cause you know Japanese magazines .... anyone can be on it. No matter how awful you look and how skinny you are. Dont believe in me ? Go to konbini now and prove me right.

By the way, what the mother of crap is up with this weather ?!?! So, its raining and you decide to bring umbrella, but bang, it stops raining. Then when the sky is clear and you are riding your bicycle, suddenly it rains oh heavily like crazy. Damn, i look like a stupid little wet puppy now.