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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Disturbing Conversations Among Disturbing People

People are fucked up out there. Read the following news on yahoo. While the bulk of the article is rather unsettling, its all worth while when you read the last sentence. Read on.

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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: "We are going to shake the Hague awake!"

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

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The party wants private possession of child pornography to be allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials. It also supports allowing pornography to be broadcast on daytime television, with only violent pornography limited to the late evening.

Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in pornographic films and prostitute themselves. Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.

The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalizing all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all.

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I love how their platform is basically legalize child pornography, under-age prostitution, sex with animals, legalization of public nudity and...free train travel for all? Where the hell did they get that last one. I wish I could have been there for their platform meeting, I'm sure it would have gone something like this:

Pervert Rapist A (Willbur): I want to have sex with children and parakeets!

Pervert Rapist B (Sceeter): Me too! Let's form a political party!

Willbur: Great idea. We'll legalize drugs, pedophilia, public nudity and...what else? I know we're missing something.

Sceeter: What is it? Sex with old people?

Willbur: No no, we can already do that.

Sceeter: Sex with dead people?

Willbur: No, Sceeter! What are you, a pervert or something?

Sceeter: Shit, I got it! Free train rides!

Willbur: That's it! Free train rides! God, you are some kinda wonderful Sceeter.