Slurred days ahead

Being poor sucks. It really does. How can I survive with ichiman yen (around 900 bucks) till july 5th. Three words. I need Jesus. The dude seems to be always busy though when it comes to my problem.
Speaking of money, i met probably the most polite chikan (pervert) ever quite some time ago. So i was just standing on the street watching at random people, waiting for my friend after work to hang out. There came an old pervert to me saying, if it was in English probably around this line: "Hi. I have 10,000 yen for you here if you are willing to kindly let me see and touch your dick. Just a little bit". I shit you not. Thats what he asked me. Not that i will let anyone molest me for money or anything, but are you fucking kidding me ?! I worth 10,000 yen ONLY ? Jesus, you gotta make it at least 50,000 yen to get into my pants. Wankers!!