Woman, oh woman ....

I dont know what's got into my mother's head these days. Actually, i dont know what's got into all women's head these days. When my mother knew that i might move into my friend's apartment, she thought i am going to marry my friend! Oh no, wait. It got worse when she told my aunt (her closest sister) about that. Let's just say I should award my aunt "The Dumbest Idea of The Year" for her fucked up thought, that to overcome my mother's fear (dont even get me started with this one!), she suggested that they should set me up with my first-cousin's daughter, A******! They even already asked her (a 19-year-old girl who by the way, always called me Uncle A*** ) if she wants to take me as her future husband.

I couldnt believe what i was hearing when my sister told me that. I wish you, my loyal readers, could have seen my terrified look being frozen in terror and horror for 5 minutes. I have been looking forward to going home in august and present at my sister's wedding, but now i am more than thrilled as i also have to face some crazy women relatives.