Morning riot

Well hello there! How are you today? I'm doing fine (thanks for asking!). But I have a bee with Japanese guys. Specifically, Japanese guys who forgot that most traditional and social of morning activities (no, not sex... I just feel sorry for those folk)

SHOWERING!!

I'm not an unreasonable man, really, I'm not. But riding the bus for just FIVE minutes this morning, packed to the brim with students, had me ready to play a game of show-and-tell with my breakfast. This country need to have hygiene rules at the office. When i finally escaped from the bus, there another ones of them with me in the elevator. I was so irritated that i just wanted to shout at them "Goddamn it if you cant take shower in the morning, for the love of God at least change your goddamn clothes and use deodorant!!!" If you still cant be bothered, just please dont get in the same bus and elevator with me. I mean it, dude. For your own fuck sake. Seriously.

We all know that Japan are probably the most gay country because Japanese boys are so obsessed with their look. They even sell cosmetics for men here. So, I just don't get how a culture filled with men so obsessed about appearances can also be filled with dudes who reek to high hell?

What gives?